评论：

    Cledus T. Judd 在乡村音乐届里以滑稽拙劣地模仿著名的乡村歌曲然后在自己演唱之前给其冠以一个可笑的名字而出名。但这首歌，的得确确是他的原创。此人的歌一般被认为不能登大雅之堂，我对这样的见解没有歧义。不过这次，反正他没有干什么坏事，就放他一马吧！仔细听，这首歌里还插入了一段 Amarillo By Morning ！  

中文歌词：

每回在电视上看着年度乡村音乐颁奖，
我就会叹气，
还得强迫自己忍受那些拙劣的舞蹈，
说实在我挺喜欢 SheDaisy，
还有 Sara Evans 也很不错，
但我一直深爱的乡村音乐，
是不带花腔也没有蹦跳的。

只见 Shania Twain 一身华服跳个不停，
还有 Mark Miller，
我想说的是，
每次看到你绕着 Sawyer Brown 转圈我就晕！
Jo Dee Messina 一身火红扭动着身子也就算了，
可一旦 George Strait 也开始跳舞，
马上会有人一枪打爆我的头！

有谁见过小 Hank Williams 玩弄电吉他？
还有 Merle Haggard 像太空人一样行走？
如今的 Faith Hill 倒像个歌剧演员又唱又跳，
但我更喜欢这样的乡村音乐——
只有歌手怀里抱着吉他，
站在麦克风前静静的唱。

那好，Kenny Chesney 戴好你的帽子，
千万不要发烧也跳起街舞，
你不会见 Brad Paisley
像 James Brown 一样大跳恰恰，
而 Dixie Chicks 如何享受她们的人生也没关系，
可一旦 George Strait 也开始跳舞，
马上会有人一枪打爆我的头！

昨晚我做了一个可怕的恶梦，
梦里乡村音乐开始变得和 POP 没两样：
我看见 Alan Jackson 没完没了的狂舞，
而 Tim McGraw 则像机器人一样扭动，
接着 Trace Adkins 一只手戴上了手套，
他居然也打算学着 Michael Jackson 跳舞！
嘻嘻，但他那脑袋上戴的却是牛仔帽！

所以我不能接受 Lee Ann Womack 的说法：
因为一旦 George Strait 也开始跳舞，
马上会有人一枪打爆我的头！
一旦 George Strait 也开始跳舞，
马上会有人一枪打爆我的头！

英文歌词：

Every time a country awards show comes on my TV
I'm forced to put up with some choreography
I really like SheDaisy and Sara Evans is mighty fine
But I prefer my country music without all that bump and grind

So Shania put some clothes on
Stop prancin' all around
And Mark Miller I get dizzy watching you spin with Sawyer Brown
Even Jo Dee Messina's shaking her hips and all of her red
But if George Strait starts dancin' somebody shoot me in the head

Well you never saw Hank Jr. do the electric bugaloo
And I can't see Merle Haggard moonwalking in his boots
Now Faith Hill is a diva and she can shake her bootyful thing
But I prefer my country singers to just hold real still and sing

So Kenny Chesney keep your hat on
Quit trying to get down
You don't see Brad Paisley sugar footin like James Brown
(Hey...I want to get in too)
Even the Dixie Chicks got their groove on and Earl's dead
But if George Strait starts dancin' somebody shoot me in the head

Last night I had a bad dream that country was going pop
I seen Alan Jackson break dancing while McGraw did the robot
So Trace Adkins put one glove on if you're gonna dance like that
You move like Michael Jackson but you wear a cowboy hat (Hee Hee)

Now I don't much agree with what Lee Ann Womack said
So if George Strait Starts dancin' somebody shoot me in the head
If George Strait Starts dancin'
somebody shoot me in the head